(where the unused blog pictures go to die)

SO I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING INTERESTING IN FOR EVER BECAUSE I AM LAME AND CLAIM NOT TO HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING BUT THEN SIT AND LISTEN TO THAT BRITISH KID ON YOUTUBE WHO TALKS ABOUT AWESOME STUFF FOR LIKE THREE HOURS OR LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH SIMS 2. YES I INTEND NOW TO DO A PICTURE DUMP OF EVERYTHING I HAVEN'T USED. OH HO HO

IT'LL BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORIES. SO HAVE FUN. I FEEL AS THOUGH I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE BABYSITTER BECAUSE MY LACK OF CREATIVE SKILLS AND ALSO WILL TO DO THINGS WOULD MOOSH TOGETHER INTO ONE POOPLET OF FAILURE TO GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED OR AMUSE THE KIDS. THEY'D BE ALL LIKE, YOU LOSER WE NOT GUNNA PLAY UR STOOPID MIND GAMES. ATTACK TIME!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY ABOUT THAT

BUT NOT FOR THIS


SOOO

JUST KIND OF MAKE ONE UP I SUPPOSE

AWKWARDSOUP McINTERVIEWFAIL

Today for Telecom (that class I take where we film stuff) I had to interview a teacher. I chose to interview Ben, head of tech in theatre, even though he's not a teacher and doesn't direct an extracurricular activity, which pretty much cut out ten of the fifteen questions I had to ask. But at the beginning of the project, my hopeful little mind was set on working alone and maybe interviewing him at his desk. Unfortunately my telecom teacher has a Babel Fish in his ear that turns Rachael-language into gibberish so he just fills in the blanks, and I not only got stuck with two partners, but also filming this interview in the REAL LIVE INTERVIEW-Y ROOM WITH CHAIRS AND LIKE THREE CAMERAS AND THOSE GLOWY-ASS UMBRELLA LIGHTS.

I am not very good on camera. And Ben is pretty awkward, so combine my failure to talk on camera and his awkward and you get a bucket o' awkward soup.

The interview was about to happen. I had been nervously waddling around all hour, trying to get the jittermonster out of my stomach, when I realized I hadn't printed my questions. I went to print them and was so nervous that my normal telecom stupidity was multiplied by 1,000 and I couldn't find the print button. I think I asked a question to one of the senior TA's that was kind of like this:





It was so preposterously illogical and senseless that my TA's just stared at me, dumbfounded. So they left me to fret around and poke at the printer while the rest of my class waited on me.

Once I finally got to the interview, there was about a year of staring blankly into the cameras before we began. I think I asked questions. I really don't know. All I remember is staring into this blank void somewhere in between the cameras and the control room. I remember there was a whooshy sound in my head and I couldn't get my feet to balance on the chair and also there was this godlike silence in my head where I probably wasn't even talking and my face looked like this:



And Ben was all like





















AND THEN IT WAS OVER.

ANTICLIMACTIC I KNOW.







so that is why I am never on camera. And I'mmuna be all over my two partners to edit every bit of me out of that video.

RAP OFF

THIS WENT DOWN





YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE MY SH*T/ WELL ILL TELL YOU YOU AINT WORTH SPIT /MY RAPPIN IS AMAZIN, ITS FREAKIN LEGIT/ I DONT USE BIG WORDS BUT I DONT QUIT/
YOU THINK YOU'RE A BAKER WELL IM SO FLY /THAT I MAKE PUMPKINS BEFORE I MAKE PIE /
WELL COME ON NOW WELL DONT BE SHY /YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WELL YOU CAN TRY/CUZ YOU’RE JUST A STUPID PIE BAKER GUY/ IMMA RAP SO HARD IMMA MAKE U CRY/YOU THINK YOU CAN DRINK WELL I DRINK MORE/ ONE DAY WHEN I WENT TO THE STORE /I BOUGHTS ME SOME CIDER AND THAT WAS OKAY/IT WAS BETTER THAN A FRITO LAY/ I HAVENT ATE DIN DIN YET BECAUSE I AM BROKE /ITS SAD BECAUSE I WANT AN ARTICHOKE /AND YOU OVER THERE WITH YOUR DAD (WHOS A BLOKE)/ TO SAY THAT YOU'RE BETTER I REALLY DONT CARE /I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IM DEBONAIR/ YOU DONT BE RIPPIN ON MY PERSONALITY/ I AM FUCKING MISS CONGENIALITY/ DONT BRING FREUD INTO THIS YOU BITCH /THAT MAN MAKES MY SUPEREGO ITCH/ AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON MASLOW AND HIS ORDER OF NEEDS/ HE'S ABOUT AS FLY AS DR REID/ SO IF YOU BE ALL SMARTICLE WELL I BE DAMNED /JUST BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND ARE AN ARROGANT MAN/MY SISTER IS WAY SMARTER THAN I/ SHE CAN SAY LIKE A MILLION DIGITS OF PI /JUST BECAUSE I AM AWESOME DOESNT MEAN YOU'RE BETTER /MY RAPPIN PUTS YOURS IN A FETTER /SO I CAN DROP NAMES JUST AS WELL AS YOU CAN/LIKE FRIGGIN UNCLE SAM THE TOUCAN/ LOST IS A TV SHOW THAT I KNOW WELL/ SO IF YOU DUN LIKE THEN YOU SMELL.


VEGGIE RAP OUT
thats right
i not only am good at rapping
but i have a fantastic ass name

WHAT CHOO GONNA DO BOUT IT